This past weekend, aka Memorial Day weekend, marked the beginning of pool season. It also marked the end of pool season at 45 Madison, thanks in large part to some asshole who decided to throw sandwiches, thongs, and glass beer bottles in the pool. I have 3 big qualms with this:
#1: Why the eff would you put your britches in the pool? What do you do from here, just walk around nekked?
#2: Glass bottles in the pool, really? There is a trashcan right next to that bad boy.
#3: Who wastes a perfectly good sandwich?!?!
So thanks to this ass the pool is closed for at least 2 weeks and I'm left with an uneven tan.
Moral of the story: sandwiches are for eating, not swimming.
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