Christmas Lights Booze Cruise

This past Friday a friend of Ryan and mine invited us to join them on an ugly sweater holiday lights booze cruise, which translates to a bunch of drunks riding around in a bus wearing old sorority swap gear.  Anyways, we and about 30 of our closest friends drove around suburban Kansas City looking at all of the amazing light displays.  A few of the houses had their lights synced with local holiday music stations which was really cool, especially for the Charlie Brown song!  My favorite, however, was our first stop.  We arrived to this man's home and my jaw dropped. There were Christmas things EVERYWHERE.... creepily so. Anyways, this is a picture from that gentleman's house, notice the 40s we're trying to hide? Hope everyone is having a great start to their holiday season!

Texts From Bennett

Today for your reading pleasure, I present you with a new find of mine (and perhaps all of America): Texts From Bennett.  The author of this blog starts off by saying

 "These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett.  He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, works at AMACO, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on this planet. By the way, this is 100% real. "

 This blog is most definitely not P.C., but it is F.A.S (funny as shit).  Hope you enjoy reading the craziness as much as I do! 

I imagine Bennett as Bullethead from The Steve Harvey Show